Situation's getting out of hand, quite critical

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Down Rutabaga row it's even quite comical, epidemical, radicle fun

Oh the beans are up and running, see the chickpeas roll

Peppers in a pickle watch the tubers blow

Everybody's happy in Pumpkinland

It's a vegetable plot, it's all they've got. Cutting capers

 

Everybody's happy in Pumpkinland

 

It's a recipe for trouble, it's indisputable

Learn all about it in the Dateline News

Down Pomegranate Grove it's really quite incredible, everyone is edible except for some

Oh the strawberries are jamming up the apples and pears

Cherry's on the cake just a trifle too late

But everybody's happy in Pumpkinland

It's a fruit-and-nutarama, it's straight bananas, jolly japers

 

All they've got is a vegetable plot

Everything is squeezy

But everybody's happy in Pumpkinland

 

The root of the matter isn't clear, it's problematical

Hear all about it on the grapevine

Down Wisteria Lane they're all climacterical, quite hysterical, desperate fun

But the creepers and the crawlers and the climbers grow

Sweet corn has come a cropper, it's a serial show

But everybody's happy in Pumpkinland

It's the gung ho cry, it's just a lie, fake memories

 

I'm alright Jack, stick it in your pipe Jack

Roast 'em, toast 'em, fry 'em up and poach them

Easy peasy, simple as pie, just put 'em in the pan man

 

All they've got is a vegetable plot, it's gonna be so easy

But everybody's happy in Pumpkinland